Episodes

Brandon and Sarah share their awe and admiration for the Englishman, Joby Pool, who stole a truck full of Cadbury Creme Eggs and almost got away with it. We just wish he’d picked a different candy. I mean, seriously. Those …

Brandon and Sarah talk about two, count ‘em, TWO! recent stories of elderly people being erroneously declared dead by their care facilities and sent to funeral homes before the mistakes were discovered. And how the heck does ...

Brandon and Sarah advise against the abuse of food service staff while marveling that the recently poisoned Taco Bell patron in Colorado is still alive after rat poison mysteriously made its way into his burrito. And holy cra...

Brandon and Sarah rave about Episode 1 of “The Last of Us,” the new series on HBO, adapted from one of the most awesome videogames ever. If you aren’t a fan of the game or show before you listen, we …

Brandon and Sarah have fun with some weird Reddit prompts, Brandon almost quits the podcast, and they find out that Brandon would [kind of] love Sarah even if she turned into a worm.

Brandon and Sarah mock an online article giving stupid marital advice, and provide their own [possibly flawed] advice about how to keep a relationship crème fraîche and out of divorce court.

Brandon and Sarah finish off the spoopy movie season by reviewing “IT” Chapters 1 and 2 and “It Follows.” One has clowns, one has bewbs, both have scares. *SPOILERS!!

Brandon and Sarah watched “Hereditary,” and it was possibly the most tense experience they’ve ever had. Listen to them process, process, process, and relive the horrifying experience together. *SPOILERS!!

Brandon and Sarah speculate whether the late, great Alan Rickman (aka Professor Snape aka Hans Gruber) would have really wanted his diaries published, and how it affects those left behind. Is it just a money grab? Will we eve...

Brandon and Sarah finish their list of weird presidents. This time, the list includes lucky carnations, inauguration speeches turned deadly, presidential fat shaming, possum eating, and unhealthy obsessions with pets, to name...

Brandon and Sarah go through a looong list of weird presidential quirks and incidents. So long, it’s going to take us 2 episodes to finish. Death by cherries and milk, swearing parrots at funerals, electricity-phobes - these ...

Brandon and Sarah find a troubling conspiracy theory on Twitter about the Queen’s death and run it through their own patented testing process. It checks out. Sarah watched “Holes” with Shia LaBeouf and wished she hadn’t. In t...

Brandon and Sarah talk about the next Indiana Jones movie coming out in 2023. Sarah revisits the trauma of “Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom.” To wrap things up, they marvel at an imbecile cop in Florida who thought …

Brandon and Sarah talk about the bathroom carnage caused by Ballpark Beef Franks, and Brandon gives an unprecedented amount of detail from his experience. (Seriously, if you know him, you know he doesn’t talk poop, so it must...

Brandon and Sarah talk about Sarah’s recent dentist visit, which she barely survived; they revisit a favorite topic, morning wake-up farts, which explains Brandon’s new nickname; and Brandon describes how he was blocked by a ...

Brandon and Sarah (aka “Shnozzles and no nose holes, the show” - thank you, Creep Dimensions), share their terrifying experience with a Minecraft mob they haven’t encountered before, known as The Warden. Brandon also describe...

Brandon and Sarah talk about their horrible skunk experience with Charlie the poochidingus, and then review the scary movies they’ve been watching while on hiatus at Mum’s house. Warning: SPOILERS!

Brandon and Sarah make fun of a new proposed law giving Spaniards extra days off work for their periods. Can’t they just use their siesta time for that?

Brandon and Sarah risk some hate by sharing their unpopular opinions. Bands, food, movies - nothing’s off the table. We’d love to hear yours!

Brandon and Sarah talk about the careers that experience the most emotional drain, after Sarah realizes she just laid an emotional dookie on her favorite hairdresser. Sarah discovers the magical effect Costco blueberry muffin...

Brandon and Sarah talk about the Arizona priest who made thousands of baptism boo-boos, sending countless innocent bebes to HELL. . .or at least limbo or something. (Apologies for possible sporadic episodes over the next coup...

Brandon and Sarah play some baby games, trying stoopid tongue twisters and riddles for 5-year olds. Join in, and see if you can do better! Limmy trying to say "purple burglar alarm": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC__o1UxDl...

Brandon and Sarah vent about their recent neighbor issues and may cross the line with some violent fantasizing. Listener, be warned. (But obviously, we're joking. I mean, hopefully, it's obvious.)

Brandon and Sarah talk about one of the few points of contention in their relationship: germs. They also talk about Brandon’s recent fall, how physical mishaps send him into a rage and how, you know, maybe he could work on …