Episodes

Brandon and Sarah talk about inconvenient erections, weird song lyrics about cheating, how waffles should be eaten, the awfulness of Yoko Ono, and frickin’ ridiculous Gucci attire and accessories you should NEVER buy. Songs: ...

Brandon and Sarah talk about random, weird, and outrageous deaths, and try not to come across as terrible people in the process. *Sorry about the late release - we were victims of a PSPS (Public Safety Power Shutoff) which me...

Brandon and Sarah talk about squirrel alarm clocks and Sarah’s weird OCD that almost made a family dinner awkward, they briefly get distracted by hippo nipples (otherwise known as "hipples"), and finally, they try to understa...

Brandon and Sarah speculate in a less than informed manner about whether monkeys and apes could still evolve in the shrinking, remote, wild places of the world. They also discuss and partially review “The Haunting of Bly Mano...

Brandon and Sarah watched “Sleepless in Seattle” 27 years after it was released. They give their take on whether it has held up over time or smells a bit moldy. But before that, they talk about gross spiders (again) and …

Brandon and Sarah talk about the toys they desperately wanted as kids, Sarah barely tolerates Brandon's various bodily functions/malfunctions, and they compare corporal punishment they received as children (hint: a lot of woo...

Brandon and Sarah talk about when kids TV shows cross the line into highly adult territory, sneaking grown-up jokes and innuendos past the censors. They share hilarious - and downright shocking - examples from cartoons and li...

Brandon and Sarah explore inmates' final meals on death row - the weird and the scrumptious - throughout the years and across the globe, and talk about their own choices for final comestibles of the condemned. They also touch...

Brandon and Sarah talk a lot of nonsense before getting down to the serious questions: What would you do if you had 1 month to live, 1 week to live, or 1 day to live? Their answers may surprise and …

Brandon and Sarah were STILL under evac due to the fires, and became separated by time and space (ok, just space) with their respective families. So instead of a new episode, you get a highlights reel from Episodes 18-23. We …

Brandon and Sarah discuss whether they would upgrade a body part to a robotic or bionic part if they had the option, and which body parts they'd choose to upgrade. They also talk about the Ford company's use of dog-like …

Brandon and Sarah ponder the age-old question: How can we find weird new ways of insulting each other? They explore creative old fashioned - and new fishy - insults and try them out on each other to see who cries …

Brandon and Sarah discuss the question, "What did we want to be when we grew up?" They talk about the silly dream careers as well as the more practical ones, how outside influences affected their paths, and any regrets they …

Brandon and Sarah delve into some weird phobias that actually exist out there in the real world (apparently), talk about some weird phobias of their own on the list, and make fun of all of them equally.

Brandon and Sarah talk about: dumb things celebrities have said and play a guessing game to match up which celebrity said which dumb thing; their distaste for office buzz words ("word wanking"); cultural differences with rega...

Brandon and Sarah talk about hypothetical situations inspired by Stephen King’s “The Stand,” how the world broke their spirits and made them introverts, binging on prawn crackers, and their recent Foley and voice work for vid...

More scrap for your enjoyment! Munchin’ slugs, cookie ASMR, spider butt-bites, and some annoyingly hashed out “would-you-rathers.”

Warning: No substantive content. Nearly 8 straight minutes of a simulated offensive bodily function.

Brandon and Sarah talk about Sarah’s heroic rescue of a squirrel, Brandon’s awesome video game currently in development, and Chuck Norris. We also briefly review the new animated show “Crossing Swords" and continue our awkwar...

Brandon and Sarah test their new mics and dabble in ASMR, triggering the auditorily sensitive with their candy sucking antics, including the Atomic Fireball. They tackle important issues such as the Gobstopper vs. Jawbreaker ...

Another recording from the archives (well, a couple months ago). Brandon and Sarah mock Trump, Brandon shows off his Trump and Arnold impressions (31:25, 34:00, 48:00), we talk about home remedies gone wrong, our mutual disli...

Brandon and Sarah choose which foods to live on for the rest of their lives and talk about whose butt they’d rather kiss: Donald Trump's or Kim Jung Un’s.

Brandon and Sarah get a bit prickly with each other, but it’s all in good fun (kinda) as they discuss their favorite snacks, shoving things in forbidden places, and the ethics of kickin’ slugs.

Brandon and Sarah learn why you never record on an empty stomach, as they cover pizza, treating depression with donuts (not really), pizza, other junk foods, Charlie the manic dog, pizza, horrible bathroom sprays, and pizza. ...