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Brandon trying to get pumped to do gross work under the house.

He's the smartest man alive, but he can't solve our simple riddle. Listen to our full episode here: https://youtu.be/mIHyoD47P0A

Brandon and Sarah play some baby games, trying stoopid tongue twisters and riddles for 5-year olds. Join in, and see if you can do better! Limmy trying to say "purple burglar alarm": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC__o1UxDl8

I hope revenge tastes better. Listen to our full episode here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paMFvd_hBJc

Brandon and Sarah vent about their recent neighbor issues and may cross the line with some violent fantasizing. Listener, be warned. (But obviously, we're joking. I mean, hopefully, it's obvious.)

Brandon and Sarah talk about one of the few points of contention in their relationship: germs. They also talk about Brandon’s recent fall, how physical mishaps send him into a rage and how, you know, maybe he could work on that.

Sarah shows Brandon “A Fish Called Wanda” from 19-frickin’-88! They discuss whether the movie holds up after all these years. Hint: It’s mostly a “yes,” except for the 80s sax.

Brandon delights us with some of his tattoo shop adventures. The most important lesson we’ve learned today? Spellcheck is your friend!

Brandon and Sarah taste and rate some seasonal snacks, including some British treats, and do their best to alienate people by chewing loudly in their ears. *We heated the mince pies in the toaster oven - they were WAY tastier!

Brandon and Sarah voice their disagreement with Mike Rowe’s “life advice” in his PragerU video that’s been airing since at least 2016. Time to take it down, man! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVEuPmVAb8o

Description: Chris Pratt is at it again, this time swiping the much coveted - maybe - role of our favorite fat feline, Garfield, in the next animated installment. Brandon and Sarah already aren’t really Pratt fans, so it’s not hard to rip him a new one (again), but he’s super…

Brandon and Sarah talk about weird, misleading, or just plain fun prescription drug names, inspired by Brandon’s recent animation, “ZibaFlib Rx” (link below). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egAtcb3UDOk

Brandon and Sarah mostly talk about donuts, and why Sarah needs to keep her hands off Brandon’s maple old fashioned. In the course of the convo, they may have solved the mystery of Brandon’s recent weight gain. "Little Tiny Bill" ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwOCFcy_QiQ

Bet you haven't heard of this one! Listen to our full episode here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0hIYlF_4GI

Brandon and Sarah share their amazing picks to voice the 2022 Super Mario Bros. movie characters, although Sarah can’t quite seem to keep her eye on the ball, and keeps casting the next live action feature. Ah, well. - Tom Cruise on “Spitting Image” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxdvSViAb3w - It's Michael Clark Duncan,…

Sarah tests Brandon’s knowledge of creative sexual positions, then the dorky duo explore a hypothetical question they found on Twitter about harmless animals turning bloodthirsty. Somehow, pretzels get thrown into the mix. *Sorry, the weird pig guard guys were from “Return of the Jedi.” **Hannibal Buress did NOT get eaten…

Sarah quizzes Brandon about the Great Purple Menace (not Barney); and the two giggle over a sweet Simpsonoid prank, marvel at the stupidity of a vaccine fraudster, and debate the brilliance of Floridian shenanigans. Check out our merch! https://flappity-flap-podcast.creator-spring.com

Brandon and Sarah try out some creative excuses to get Sarah out of an upcoming bridal shower, brainstorm some unique and offensive bridal gifts, and discover a shared loathing of fabric stores.

Brandon and Sarah talk about the Japanese show they discovered on Netflix, “Midnight Diner,” salivate over Brandon’s recent successful attempt at making onigiri, and Sarah tries to trick the bashful Brandon into saying a few Japanese words. *SPOILERS!

You might be offended if you're a synchronized swimmer. Listen to our full episode here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f93B7I-4BrQ

Brandon and Sarah look at weird - and mostly discontinued - Olympic events throughout the years. We’re talking Tug of War, Poodle Trimming, and yes, even Solo Synchronized Swimming. Olympic Trampoline Fail https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RBXEw_hVts Richard Watterson Race Walking - The Amazing World of Gumball https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlWzpdNmXxM

Brandon and Sarah discuss the heartbreak of losing beloved pets, and cheer up in the second half of the episode to share their latest obsession, the Netflix survival reality show, “Alone.” We apologize for not uploading last week. Sarah’s new job is requiring some adjustment with regard to scheduling and…

Brandon and Sarah start the episode off with a [pfft!] bang, and then recap their recent trip to Oregon and the various shenanigans they got up to. Hotel soap mishaps, explosive diarrhea, and leaky ceilings reminiscent of Tom Hanks’ “Money Pit” are just a few of the exciting highlights.

Brandon and Sarah explore the topic of addiction based on their own personal experiences, and Sarah gripes about her withdrawal from caffeine and her precious “crack” tea, PG Tips (not a sponsor).